When I have time, i.e., when finals are all over, I will read over ALL of my AIM/Trillian/Pidgin/Gchat logs and pull out the best bits of conversation ever.
[10:37] ii: twat
[10:37] ii: we’ve had this word before
[10:37] ii: i’ve looked it up before
[10:37] me: and you had the wrong definition of it
[10:40] ii: mmm
[10:40] ii: starburst…
[10:40] ii: a twat is a starburst