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Naive

April 3, 2010 Leave a comment

For the longest time, I would look at other people’s photographs and think, “Wow, these shots are amazing” — never realizing how much time and effort was put into editing said photos before publishing them online. I find that to be very deceitful, but at least I don’t feel that inadequate anymore.

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Every Day

April 2, 2010 Leave a comment

I’m so bored I could scream to death.

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Big Ideas

April 2, 2010 Leave a comment

I’ve always got some ridiculous ideas in my head but also feel incredibly uninspired. unmotivated. unsatisfied.

It think it stemmed from the fact that my thoughts are so far from reality that I don’t even know how I would go about bringing them to fruition.

Listen to me. I don’t even know what the fuck I’m talking about. But if this kid outside doesn’t stop shouting “ISIAAAAAH!” I’m gonna fucking choke him.

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Can I help you?

April 1, 2010 Leave a comment

Isn’t this just one of the worst questions to be asked? I mean, really: if I present myself at a counter — say, the registration desk at the hospital — it’s precisely because YOU, person behind said counter, can help me. Or so I would hope.

Can you imagine this:

clerk: Can I help you?
me: No.

That doesn’t even make sense!

clerk: Can I help you?
me: I don’t know, can you? I mean, you’re not busy or anything, right? And you’re not completely lousy at your job?

Sometimes I want to make it look like this:

clerk: Can I help you?
me: How about I tell you what I need and you tell me if you can help me. Hm? How’s that sound?

Yeah, I’m obnoxious, but I feel like “Can I help you” is charged with attitude. Might as well ask people, “What do you want?”